Guy #1: "Dude. I'm so wasted."
Guy #2: "It's six o'clock."
Guy #1: "I know. I've done like 40 shots already."
Guy #2: "We got here ten minutes ago. And 40 shots in ten minutes would probably kill the average man."
Guy #1: "That should tell you how blitzed I am."
- Northern Illinois
-- Submitted by Newbie
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