Thursday, August 02, 2007

Woman: Making life easier, one man at a time.

Woman: "I'm hungry."

Man: "Then eat something."

Woman: "I don't feel like eating."

Man: "So don't eat."

Woman: "But I'm hungry!"

Man: "What the hell do you want me to do? Get you a feeding tube? Do you now want to eat or are you just too damn lazy to chew?!"

- Randolph and Clark

-- Submitted by Jeannie

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