Woman: "...the email said that if you only buy small amounts of gas, you'll force gas prices down."
Friend: "Really? I should try that. Fight the gas man."
Stranger: "Are you two for real? That's not how economics works and it's a stupid notion to begin with."
Woman: "Well then how do you suggest we make gas prices go down, smarty?"
Stranger: "How about you stop driving?!"
- State of Illinois Building
-- Submitted by Gasshole