Woman: "...So I buy that table off of QVC and in two days, the glass is shattered. So I call them up and tell them what happened. She looked at my file and said, 'Sure you can return it.'"
Man: "Even though you broke it?"
Woman: "Yeah. I'm a star customer for them. I spend so much money on QVC, I don't know how I'm going to pay for my kids to go to college."
- Leo Burnett Building Elevator
-- Submitted by Toshiba