Spandex Biker: "Stay out of the middle of the path, bitch, and watch your fuckin' kid!!!"
Second Biker: "Calm down. It's just a kid."
Spandex: "Mind your own business! I could have lost a fuckin eye! What do you think of THAT?!"
Second Biker: "Then you would have been a one-eyed asshole."
- 3300 N and the Lakefront Bike Path
-- Submitted by Irish Pirate