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Friday, August 18, 2006

Hygiene is important

Bum: "Gentleman. I don't need money and I don't need food. However, I am in need of a hairbrush. If any of you would be so kind. I haven't brushed my hair in weeks and it's getting knotty and matted."

- Potbelly's on Jackson

-- Submitted by Mike
Posted by Ziggy at 7:25 AM
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A hairbrush, eh? Not food or booze? How can you turn him/her down?

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