Stoner #1: "I don't know. It's weird. I mean, do you think aliens have movies?"
Stoner #2: "Why not? You have to assume they're as technological as us, if not more."
Stoner #1: "Then do you think their movies about alien invasions has us coming to their planet blowing shit up and killing everything?"
Stoner #2: "That would be totally awesome. But if they're apes, then they would have like 'Planet of the Humans.'"
- Millenium Park
-- Submitted by Kaz