Guy: "My boss is an asshole, but I can get him fired."
Girl: "So why don't you get him fired?"
Guy: "And give up hand? I hold it over his head all the time."
Girl: "What if he gets fired and you get his job and a fat raise?"
Guy: "And be the asshole that can get fired by some douchebag like me? No thanks."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Quentin