Guy #1: "A lot of the girls I meet are totally into me."
Guy #2: "No they aren't."
Guy #1: "Yeah they are. I could totally have a different chick every night."
Guy #2: "Are you insane? You could put a 'Free Gucci Bags' sign on your front door and you STILL wouldn't attract a girl."
Guy #1: "Only 'cause Gucci is totally out."
- Northeastern University
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