Barista: "Sir. We don't sell a dollar's worth of coffee."
Guy in suit: "Can you just give me a couple of squirts?"
(Barista fills a half a cup of coffee and the man tries to pay a dollar)
Barista: "Just put it in the tip jar."
- Starbuck's, LaSalle and Washington
-- Submitted by Danielle
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