Guy: (on cell) "She told me she was coming over and I felt like Alien. No, the part where the thing comes out of my stomach. No, I'm not pregnant. I'm not pregnant! Damn it. Would you feel better if I said the part where the alien gets sucked out the shuttle door's window? Fine. But if you tell mom I'm pregnant, I'm going to end you."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Carla's Ears