Guy: (no cell) "No babe, you shouldn't go on a diet. No. I love you anyway. Er, not anyway, I love you no matter how you look. No! You're not fat! I'm just saying that if you were I would still love you. Sure I'm sure. I love you now, right? THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! You're beautiful to me...you know...forget it."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Don