Monday, March 31, 2008


Guy: "YES! Resveratrol is like the cure all!"

Woman: "Resvera-what?"

Guy: "The beneficial ingredient in red wine. I take it because I can't drink wine. It tastes like metal to me."

Woman: "I can't drink wine either. I don't like the taste. But if I had to drink something I didn't like, it would have to be wrapped in warm meat. Like beef or something."

- South Loop

-- Submitted by Four Eyes

No comments: