Tuesday, March 18, 2008

I'd be worried at around 300. But I'm solid muscle.

Guy #1: "So how's Jim doing?"

Guy #2: "He's just staying fat. He's starting to think he's in trouble."

Guy #1: "Starting? It's just like those guys on Springer who ask Jerry for help when they're 800 pounds. Were they at six bills thinking, 'It's cool. I'm still in control?' Did they start getting worried at 700? Why is 800 pounds their miracle number?"

- Metra Milwaukee North Line

-- Submitted by Lisa

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