Sounds like paradise, with a lesser degree. And hippies.

Girl: "Did you get any acceptance letters yet?"

Indie Friend: "No, I'm going to get my associates degree first. And I was really dreading going to community college, but oh my god. There's a Whole Foods, Borders, and a vintage record store within a five mile radius. I may never want to leave."

Girl: "Wow."

- Woodfield Mall

-- Submitted by April