Passing Guy: "Look at that guy. He's carrying a purse. Do you see that? A purse!"
'Purse' Guy: "First, I can hear you. Second, it's not a purse, it's a tote bag. Third, I'm holding it for my mom, who's behind me. Fourth, if you don't apologize, I'm pretty much going to break your face."
- Donald E. Stephens Convention Center
-- Submitted by Amal