Monday, October 15, 2007

Just do what everyone else does and go as the Burger King King

Guy #1: "So what are you going to the party dressed as?"

Guy #2: "I don't know. Nothing too crazy. I'm not big on dressing up."

Guy #1: "You want to do a tandem thing?"

Guy #2: "Like dress up in related costumes?"

Guy #1: "Yeah. We could figure something out and make it really funny."

Guy #2: "Yeah, no. Unless you're a hot chick and I'm having sex with you on a frequent basis, we're not going to the party as a couple. Besides, I don't even think that's legal in 36 states."

- DePaul

-- Submitted by Tia

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