Guy #1: "So what are you going to the party dressed as?"
Guy #2: "I don't know. Nothing too crazy. I'm not big on dressing up."
Guy #1: "You want to do a tandem thing?"
Guy #2: "Like dress up in related costumes?"
Guy #1: "Yeah. We could figure something out and make it really funny."
Guy #2: "Yeah, no. Unless you're a hot chick and I'm having sex with you on a frequent basis, we're not going to the party as a couple. Besides, I don't even think that's legal in 36 states."
-- Submitted by Tia