Girl: "I'm cold."
Guy: "So get your coat."
Girl: "It's wool. I don't feel like using animal products anymore."
Guy: "Another awesome decision by you. And well thought out. Nice leather belt and shoes. And you ate bacon this morning. And I've seen you kill a ton of bugs."
Girl: "You can't just dive in with both feet. You have to start slow and progress."
-- Submitted by Era