Guy #1: "We're gonna be so late."
Guy #2: "I know a shortcut."
Guy #1: "A shortcut? How do you take a short cut walking between buildings?"
Guy #2: "Instead of going through, we're going around."
Guy #1: "That's going to take longer. The shortest distance, two points, straight line, you remember that jazz?"
Guy #2: "Damn it. The straight line doesn't have the hot chick with a huge rack that always sits on THAT side of the building!"
- UIC
-- Submitted by Carlos
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