Girl: (on cell) "Yes, I'm going to class. No, I don't have a test. No, my teachers are fine. Yes, I'm on the bus. No, I didn't forget to do any of the work. Yes, I studied. Gross, mom. I'm not telling you about my sex life. Fine, Mom. Fine. Fifty guys. On Saturday. In the morning. At once. Well then don't ask!"
-- Submitted by Gail