Father: (on cell) "Do you think she even knows me? She doesn't like when I hold her or try and feed her. No, I'm not upset. She's only a few weeks old, but it seems like she hates me. Are you sure I'm the father? She looks a lot like, Jeff. WHAT?! That's not funny. I had divorce papers all written up in my head already!"
- Green Line
-- Submitted by Keith