Guy: (on cell) "...and when I got in, I couldn't access anything on the computer. I got all mad and called IT. The guy told me that either the server was down or I was fired. I was going to chew out my boss for making the nerd tell me, but when I went into his office, he couldn't access anything either. So we both got drunk in the office. I think I told him I loved him. As a boss."
- Blue Line
-- Submitted by Diego