Little Girl: "Mommy. That lady wants to steal me! The lady wants to steal me, Mommy!"
Mom: "What are you talking about? No one wants to steal you."
Little Girl: "No, mommy, no. The lady wants to steal me! The lady wants to steal me!"
Random Woman #1: "Who are you talking about, love? We'll chase her down and beat her up."
Random Woman #2: "Don't worry, little one. Your mother has you too tightly guarded for any of us to even try."
- Salvation Army, Ashland
-- Submitted by Belinda