Woman #1: "What are you gonna do?"
Woman #2: "ISAIAH! I am so damned mad! When he gets home, I'm going to rip off his dick. Then I'm gonna hit 'um in the dick with his dick!"
Woman #1: "You know it!"
Woman #2: "Yeah, but he don't know it. I was all sweet on the phone, so he don't know about the hellfire."
-- Submitted by Spinner