Girl #1: "Oh my god. I want to marry Michael Phelps."
Girl #2: "Why?"
Girl #1: "Because he's hot and he's an awesome swimmer."
Girl #2: "My golden retriever is an awesome swimmer, too. You think he's cute, right? Marry him instead."
Girl #1: "Not the same."
Girl #2: "Right. My dog doesn't wax."
- ESPNzone
-- Submitted by Guffaw
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