Wednesday, August 13, 2008

And probably doesn't have the same amount of money.

Girl #1: "Oh my god. I want to marry Michael Phelps."

Girl #2: "Why?"

Girl #1: "Because he's hot and he's an awesome swimmer."

Girl #2: "My golden retriever is an awesome swimmer, too. You think he's cute, right? Marry him instead."

Girl #1: "Not the same."

Girl #2: "Right. My dog doesn't wax."

- ESPNzone

-- Submitted by Guffaw

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