Guy #1: "I think your best bet would be to tell her right away."
Guy #2: "But I still love her."
Guy #1: "No. You don't."
Guy #2: "Yeah. I do."
Guy #1: "Then why is it that you throw yourself at random poon on the street, sleep with any girl you can get, and constantly tell her she's not the one for you."
Guy #2: "So I guess I have a small issue, but it's definitely workable."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Hobnob