Basketball Fan #1: "Did you see the ESPN header? Doug Collins is back as the Bulls coach!"
Basketball Fan #2: "Are you kidding? That guy couldn't coach his way out of a paper box."
Basketball Fan #1: "Jordan wanted him coaching him when he played for the Wizards."
Basketball Fan #2: "Jordan was 87 years old at the time. He was senile. He didn't know what he wanted!"
- Amoco Building
-- Submitted by Bring In Avery