Older Guy: "Where you going to school?"
Younger Guy: "Well, I applied a bunch of places, but I want to stay local. I don't think I can get into Loyola."
Older Guy: "I finished school up in 1964. At that time, you could have gotten into Loyola if your body temperature was 10 degrees below 90 or you had 5 bucks in your pocket."
- Red line
-- Submitted by Chad