(Guy has small bag hung over his shoulder)
Guy #1: "Nice purse."
Guy #2: "Gimmie a break. At least it's an old army bag."
Guy #1: "Doesn't change the fact that you look like a fairy."
Guy #2: "This is the same bag Indiana Jones had. Would you call HIM a fairy?"
- Belmont L Stop
-- Submitted by Ben M.