Guy #1: "Let's go somewhere. I'm bored."
Guy #2: "Where do you want to go?"
Guy #1: "I don't know. You want to catch a movie?"
Guy #2: "Are you going to pay for both of us, too? What the hell is the matter with you?"
Guy #1: "I'm just saying. We don't have to sit next to each other, we can just watch."
Guy #2: "'Til you use the old 'yawn trick.'"
- Loyola University
-- Submitted by Kyle