Dork #1: "I'm not saying I'd want to die, but how cool would it be if King Kong came busting through that building, grabbed this L car and totally flung us like 100 feet into the river?"
Dork #2: "I'd die to see that."
Dork #1: "If I won the lottery I think I'd buy a jet pack. Not the stupid real one, but a Boba Fett one. And the armor. And I'd become a bounty hunter."
Dork #2: "That wouldn't leave much money left."
Dork #1: "That's where the bounty hunting comes in."
- Brown Line
-- Submitted by Brett