Professor: "You all should appreciate the great city of Chicago. Appreciate that you go to school in such a good area. Back where I come from, some of the lower end areas of Chicago, those people don't go to Watertower. They don't go shopping up on Michigan Avenue. Oh no. Someone says 'Hello Ma'am, how are you, would you like to try some perfume?' and you say 'Yes, thank you.' Back home they say 'What the fuck is this? What you trying to spray on me?' Ya'll should be damn proud to come from a good part of Chicago."
- Columbia College
-- Submitted by Jesse