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| Friday, September 29, 2006 |
| But it's Grade A, right? |
Man: "What kind of animal do you think that meat comes from? How many legs?"
Hipster: "4."
Man: "More."
Hipster: "10."
Man: "More."
Hipster: "100."
Man: "Wrong, it's zero. Earthworm. Your happy meal, not so happy."
- Blue Line
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| What happened to mints? |
(Waiter brings out bill with a weight on top of it.)
Patron: "Is that a Pepperoncini?"
Waiter: "No sir, that is a rock."
Patron: "Oh."
- Flatwater
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| Kuala Lumpur and Taipei are kinda like New York, right? |
Unimpressed Tourist: "This city is overrated. I mean, the Sears Tower? Big deal! There are about half a dozen buildings in New York taller than that."
- Chipotle on Ontario
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| He's no Calvin Coolidge. |
Sorority Girl #1: "I love Laura Bush. I think she's really pretty."
Sorority Girl #2: "I think George Bush is really hot. He's like one of those guys you'd see at a bar and I would totally go up to him and say 'Stop drinking.'"
- DePaul Student Center
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| Thursday, September 28, 2006 |
| Good thing she isn't allergic to stupid. |
Girl: "...and he convinced me I was allergic to oranges. My favorite fruit!"
- Cafe Lula
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| It would have been cooler if you were the Terminator. In Moroccan. |
Dude: "...and when I was in Morocco I was in this God-awful made-for-TV-movie where I played Moses."
- Ben's Noodles in Edgewater -- Submitted by HNR |
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| Only if you have liquids. Or boots. |
Southern Tourist: "What? We don't check our luggage?"
- Clark and Lake 'L' Stop
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| Yup. Totally classy in Chicago. |
Metra Girl: " Stop punching the back of my seat BITCH!"
Seat Puncher: "Excuse me?"
Metra Girl: "You heard me, Ho Bag."
- Metra North Line, Ravenswood
-- Submitted by Katherine |
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| Wednesday, September 27, 2006 |
| Master's degrees are important |
Girl #1: "OH MY GOD! I haven't seen you in forever!"
Girl #2: "Seriously! What are you doing now?"
Girl #1: "Well, I just finished my master's degree in art and religion a year ago."
Girl #2: "Sounds awesome. What do you do with that?"
Girl #1: "Right now, I'm a dog walker. I'm hoping to become a groomer soon. It pays two more dollars an hour."
- Skokie Swift
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| Sure they do. They can run away. |
Girl #1: "I hate when homeless people have dogs. I feel so sorry for them, they have to sleep on the concrete."
Girl #2: "You don't care that the people are homeless, just that they have homeless pets?"
Girl #1: "The dogs don't have a choice!"
- Clark and Van Buren
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| Please be a female bartender. Please be a female bartender. |
Guy: (on cell) "Dude, you're NOT going to go back and have sex with the bartender. Think about Janice!"
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Sid |
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| Drunk people = funny |
Drunk guy: "So, where are you from?"
Algerian Guy: "I am from Algeria.
Drunk guy: "Wow! I'm pretty good at geometry, but I don't where Algeria is."
- Getting into a cab near Lake Shore Drive
-- Submitted by Andy |
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| Tuesday, September 26, 2006 |
| Is he more attractive with beer goggles on? |
Corner Preacher: "You don't need fornication and masturbation. Jesus will satisfy!"
- Outside of Old Navy on State
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| Loitering is cool, though. |
Mom #1: "Girl, don't you see the sign? It says 'No Lottery in the Hallway.'"
Mom #2: "Fine, but I don't know why they care if I play lotto. Don't they get the monies?"
- West Side Elementary School
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| The rest is just metal and tires. Not worth a dime. |
(Lady walks onto train with only her bicycle seat)
Guy: "What happened to the rest of your bike?"
Lady: "It got stolen."
Guy: "At least you have the nice part."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by T.C. |
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| What happened to asking nicely? |
Girl #1: "We need to get that 'bitch' pillow."
Girl #2: "Yeah! And put it on her bed!"
Girl #1: "Maybe she will get the hint and move out!"
Girl #2: "You know it. She is driving me mad!"
- Pet Boutique on State Street
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| Monday, September 25, 2006 |
| Damn positives. |
Guy #1: "...some fruits are bad for you."
Guy #2: "Yeah. The have too much sugar, but the benefits outweight the positives."
- Blue Line - Harlem Stop
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| No, not mine. Mine. No. MINE!!! |
Girl: (on cell) "We're here where are you? In front at the door? No we're in front. There's hardly anyone here and I dont' see you. What?!! Yeah we're at 'My Bar.' 'My Bar!' Oh, YOUR bar."
Guy: "See, I told you no one in there right mind would come here on purpose. This place is filled with people who thought they were meeting up with somone at 'their' bar."
- My Bar, 3555 N. Ashland Ave.
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| Automatic out. Walking is for suckers. |
Girl #1: "Wooo!!! Wooo!!!! Go White Sox!!! Hey, if there's 4 balls it's a walk, right?"
Girl #2: "Yeah."
Girl #1: "But what if there's already someone on base?"
- U.S. Cellular
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| Make the world a better place |
Street wise vender: "One dollar is all it takes to keep me out of your house and the big house."
- Wacker and Madison
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| Friday, September 22, 2006 |
| Some Chicago girls are all class. |
Angry Girl: "If anyone cuts in line while we walk over there I'm going to cut them. I'm not saying I adovcate violence. I'm just saying if I don't get on this shuttle I'm going to elbow and claw my way on."
- Loyola Water Tower Campus
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| That's okay. They'll share. |
Sandwich Lover: "Oooohhh! That looks good! I'll have what she's having!"
Subway Employee: "Do you want that one or do you want me to make you another one?"
- East Lakeview Subway
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| Number? Use the Bat Signal! |
Little Boy: "...but why can't I have my guns on here? I have to watch out for the bad guys! Bad guys are on trains!"
Woman: "If any bad guys come, we'll call the police."
Little Boy: "We should call Batman."
Woman: "I don't have Batman's number."
Little Boy: "You can get it off the Internet. Daddy gets everything off the Internet."
- Green Line
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| Harder than the MCAT's |
Woman: "My friend wants me to go to Japonais tonight but I really need to stay home and focus on giving myself a pedicure."
- Clear Channel - Chicago
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| Thursday, September 21, 2006 |
| Welcome, Redeyers! |
A big welcome to all the readers of the Redeye. Feel free to look around, check out the archives, visit the store, and submit your own overheards!
Check back regularly as the site is updated 5 days a week. 7 if you guys start flooding my inbox.
On to the conversations!
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| News is news. |
Homeless Guy: "STREETWISE! STREETWISE!"
Sox Fan: "I'll take one."
(walks a few steps)
Sox Fan: "What the hell? This is the Evanston Sentinel!"
Homeless Guy: "A paper is a paper, man. Just leave it be."
- U.S. Cellular Field
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| Call Dr. Phil, stat! |
Woman: (on cell) "WHAT?! WHO?! Does she NOT believe in birth control
or something?! That's all I'm going to say about that. I wish we
could talk about our relationship the way we talk about other people's."
- Red Line
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| Someone check the predator registry |
Guy: (loudly)" ...All I remember is that she techinically wasn't 18."
Guy: (in a whisper to friend) "Ohh, I shouldn't say that so loud."
Guy: (loudly)"...So the contract she signed wasn't valid."
- Old Navy on State
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| Good theory |
Woman #1: "How can they open a new line when they don't have
any money?"
Woman #2: "It's not a new line, they just renamed the Blue Line for
cancer awareness."
- Quincy L Stop
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| Wednesday, September 20, 2006 |
| Batman would be jealous. |
College Guy: "I'm telling you man, if I had Superman's powers, the world would be in DEEP trouble. I'd be a star playing in the NFL, NBA, and MLB, destroy all the criminals in the world, and I'd bring all the bitches to my Fortess of Solitude. Except, I'd change the name to the Fortress of Love."
- UIC
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| So, for you, it's Craptoberfest |
Girl #1: "Work is going to have an early Octoberfest!"
Girl #2: "That's stupid. If it's not October, it can't be Octoberfest."
Girl #1: "But it's going to be awesome. It's our Septemberfest!"
Girl #2: "Yeah. Totally awesome. Why don't you just have Thanksgiving and Christmas rolled into one? And throw in the fourth of July. You can call it the Fourth of Thanksmas."
- Red Line
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| Maybe you should have gone with paint. |
Guy: (on cell) "EIGHT WEEKS ISN'T ENOUGH TIME?! It's WALLPAPER. What do you need, a year's notice? My kid's bar mitzvah is in 12 years. Can you start making the signage now just in god damn case?!"
- Evanston
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| Tuesday, September 19, 2006 |
| Romance is not dead, my friends. |
Drunk Frat Guy: "Pocahontas! I am your John Smith. Let me DISCOVER you!"
- University Center, State and Congress
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| M stands for MORE VODKA |
Drunk guy: "R stands for RETARDED! Not REPUBLICAN!"
- Brown Line
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| KIDS!!! BREAKFAST!!!!!!!! |
Teenage Girl: "He said your ass tastes like Cornflakes."
- By Medici on 57th, Hyde Park
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| Unfortunately, it's pretty true. |
Girl: "Yeah, we're from the suburbs. We know how to get home. That's about it."
- Addison St. after a Cubs Game
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| Monday, September 18, 2006 |
| Nothing like a winter tan |
Girl #1: "I'm seriously missing the beach already. They should keep it open all year round."
Girl #2: "What's the point of having a beach open in 8 inches of snow? It'll just give you frost bite."
Girl #1: "That's MY choice. My tax dollars pay for that beach and if I want to lay out when it's -10 degrees, I will."
- Northwestern Campus
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| Spinach does NOT boost intellect. |
Vegan: (on cell) "But I love spinach. Now I can't eat it fresh? I'm not eating the frozen stuff. It's gross. Boiling won't help. It'll still be fresh, but wet and hot. Since when does boiling something kill bacteria, idiot?"
- Green Line
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| I'm going to disagree |
Frat Boy: "Whatever, dude. Stop being such a fag."
Frat Buddy: "You aren't gay if you're on top."
Frat Boy: "Touche, my friend."
- Niles
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| Friday, September 15, 2006 |
| The Adult World |
Suit: (on cell) "No. I don't wanna. I don't wanna go back to work. This project is stupid, my boss is a jerk, and I hate it. Can't I just come home and curl up with my honey-bunny? Pweeeeease? FINE! BYE!"
- Oak and Clark
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| And she hates drunk guys. |
Drunk guy: "Where's the cantaloupe?"
Waitress: "We're out of cantaloupe."
Drunk guy: "I HATE CANTALOUPE!"
- Le Sabre Restaurant
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| Are you a fish? |
Woman: "I'm not a fish. I'm NOT a fish. I'm a MAMMAL, god damn it!"
- Metra entrance on Madison
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| Well, she's from Chicago, okay? |
Woman: "I wonder what it's like to ski those mountains?"
Man: "We're in the Caribbean. It doesn't snow here."
- Cruise Ship near the Bahamas
-- Submitted by Julie |
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| Thursday, September 14, 2006 |
| Rappin' Homeless People |
Hobo: "Quarters are nice, dollars are better. Cans I recycle but paper goes in the shredder. HEY NOW! DROP SOME CHANGE OVAH HEEAH!"
- Library CTA Stop, Street Level
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| Second only to nuclear warheads |
Girl: "Will you at least be my friend?"
Guy: "No."
Girl: "Have you ever been my friend?"
Guy: "No."
Girl: "Then why the hell have we been hanging out?"
Guy: "The poontang is a very powerful weapon."
- Loyola University
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| Loving both parents equally. |
Young Girl: "Look mommy! Look at that house! Can we live there?! It's pretty! OOH! Look at that one too! Oh, I don't like that one. I guess Daddy can live there. "
- Red Line
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| Wednesday, September 13, 2006 |
| They aren't as absorbant. |
Girl: "...and I totally ran out of tampons. I hope this one lasts 'til I can get some."
Male Friend: "Can't you just do what the old timers did and use some thatch and hay? Stop being such a princess about everything."
- Red Line
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| The microwave doesn't have that setting |
Drunk Woman: "Yeah, uh, can I get those well done."
- White Castle on Peterson and Clark
-- Submitted by Linda |
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| Cool Stuff |
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| Bait and annoy |
Woman: "You okay? You look tired today."
Man: "Nah. I'm fine."
Woman: "No you're not. What's the matter?"
Man: "Nothin'. My kid just didn't sleep last night. Kept us awake last night."
Woman: "That's what you get for having kids. Don't start complaining about it now."
Man: "Why the hell would you do that?"
- Sears Tower Office
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| Your rolling is painful |
Guy: (punches himself in the face) "That's how I roll!!"
- Intersection of Lower Wacker and Lower Michigan
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| Tuesday, September 12, 2006 |
| There's a slight resemblance |
(Family looking at fetus exhibit)
Boy: (high pitched mumble)
Dad: "What?"
Boy: (high pitched mumble)
Dad: "That ain't no damned seahorse, fool!"
- Museum of Science and Industry
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| Wrigley Field is not in London. |
Rooftop Cubs Watcher: "What's all that smoke in center field?"
Cubs Fan: "That's just the fog coming off the lake."
- Waveland Ave Rooftop
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| More Fatherly Love |
Dad: "Where's your shoe at, boy?"
One Shoe Kid: "I lost it!"
Dad: "Well you better go find it before the gremlins find it and take you away. (Kid runs off.) And I won't help you!"
- Hyde Park
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| Monday, September 11, 2006 |
| T-Shirt's here! Get your t-shirts! |
Now you can show the world that you love (or at least don't hate) Overheard in Chicago!
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| Hopefully, he's not selling life insurance. |
Manager: (on cell) "You have to scare the shit out of them! You have to make them think they're going to die without it."
- Rogers Park
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| No. Just the smell. |
Woman: "Have y'all been exposed to the goats yet?"
- Hyde Park
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| Kindness begets anger |
Concerned Citizen: "Why don't you offer her your seat, jerk?"
Sitting Guy: "I already did before you got on the train, asshole."
Pregnant Lady: "Yeah! He already offered it to me, asshole!"
- Purple Line
-- Submitted by Ziggy |
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| Friday, September 08, 2006 |
| High School Cliques: Revisited |
Girl: "...it's NOT racist. We all said 'hi' to each other in the hallway and stuff. I'm just saying, they all used to sit at the same table at lunch."
Guy: "Okay, so it was like seperate BUT equal."
Girl: "Totally."
- Streeterville Office
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| Guaranteed Road Rager |
Guy: "If one more old person cuts me off I'm going to annihilate them."
Girl: "Leave it alone, dude. They're old."
Guy: "I don't care. If you're too short to see over the steering wheel, to afraid to drive over 3 miles an hour, or can't see a truck because you've got cataracts, you shouldn't be on the road."
Girl: "How are they supposed to get around?"
Guy: "I don't care. Old people suck. I'm going to end my life at 50 just so I don't become a burden on society like these other selfish assholes."
- Rogers Park
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| Everything except Faustus quotes |
Guy #1: (pointing to second guy) "This guy knows everything."
Genius : "'I wish I knew everything.' Do you know who said that?"
Guy #1: "You did!"
Genius: "Faustus."
Guy #2: "I wish I knew that."
- Evanston
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| Thursday, September 07, 2006 |
| No woman has "happy fat." |
Woman #1: "Oh my god, don't take this personally honey, but you got fat."
Woman#2: "That's because I'm pregnant."
Woman#1: "Oh! So it's the happy fat!"
- Northbrook Court
-- Submitted by Babaloooo |
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| Alcohol can be relaxing |
Guy: (on cell) "It doesn't matter. We were monkeying around anyway. Enough Southern Comfort makes you not give a damn about anything. You aren't better than me!"
- Highland Park
-- Submitted by Reary |
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| That job is taken |
Ambitious Young Man: ""I am going to become dictator (pause) of the United States."
- Fullerton on Red Line
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| Wednesday, September 06, 2006 |
| Mmmmm....tasty |
Woman: "Ugh! These chips are salty!"
Girl: "If by salty you mean crunchy and delicious than hell yeah they're salty!"
- Morton Grove
-- Submitted by Miss Dee |
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| If she gets turned on by stealing..... |
College Girl: "...and he totally called me a kleptomaniac!!"
College Friend: "Really? Do you like sex that much?"
- Loyola
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| I've seen that movie! |
Movie Buff: "My favorite movie of all time? It's that one with Julia Roberts and has all those memorable lines in it."
Friend: "Which one? What lines?"
Movie Buff: "There's so many of them, I don't remember, but it's an awesome flick. I'll remember eventually. It's the best movie ever!"
- Skokie Panera
-- Submitted by Steen |
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| Tuesday, September 05, 2006 |
| Playing catch up! |
Girl: "Why is it that fat girls don't always have a big ass unless they're huge?"
Guy: "It's not so much that they don't have a big ass, it's just that the rest of them has caught up."
- 55 E. Jackson
-- Submitted by Shear |
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| Good friends are hard to find |
UIC Guy #1: "I thought we were going running."
UIC Guy #2: "We are. Let's go."
UIC Guy #1: "No. No way. I'm not going running with someone who's wearing a collared shirt. I will not let you be 'that guy.'"
- UIC Commons West
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Ghetto girl: (on cell) "You wanna take me out? I could steal your damn car or kill your ass. What I'm saying is you don't know me, I could be some crazy bitch. And your ass wants to take me out?"
- Roosevelt and State
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Cubs Fan: "We used to have corn in Indiana, but now all we have is inbreeding."
- Outside of Wrigley Field
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| Maybe it's dry ringworm. |
Girl #1: "So I had this red patch of dry skin, and I went to the doctor and he took, like, 4 vials of blood from it and told me I have ringworm."
Girl #2: "Really?"
Girl #1: "But then I went to another doctor and he said 'All you have is dry skin.'"
- Sherman Ave., Evanston
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Girl #1: "Scotty is blacked-out again and grabbing boobs."
Girl #2: "He is such a perv. Can't he just have a couple of beers and not molest girls?"
- Will's on Racine and Nelson
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| Hello, Dundalinger. |
Emo Dude: "...and it's just another horrible day in the life of Amanda."
Amanda: "Seriously. I've been at this college for two days and already the whole university staff hates me. I think I should start making out with professors."
Emo Dude: "Maybe you should start by actually going to class."
- Loyola University
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| The signs...they have shifty eyes... |
Old Woman: "Don't you know where the hell you're going? We can't just keep going straight!"
Teen Companion: "It's fine. It's on State, so it must be a little farther up ahead."
Old Woman: "You trust these street signs? You idiot! The streets can change names at any time! Don't be a fool!"
- State Street
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