Girl #1: "Work is going to have an early Octoberfest!"
Girl #2: "That's stupid. If it's not October, it can't be Octoberfest."
Girl #1: "But it's going to be awesome. It's our Septemberfest!"
Girl #2: "Yeah. Totally awesome. Why don't you just have Thanksgiving and Christmas rolled into one? And throw in the fourth of July. You can call it the Fourth of Thanksmas."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Frank