Guy: "If one more old person cuts me off I'm going to annihilate them."
Girl: "Leave it alone, dude. They're old."
Guy: "I don't care. If you're too short to see over the steering wheel, to afraid to drive over 3 miles an hour, or can't see a truck because you've got cataracts, you shouldn't be on the road."
Girl: "How are they supposed to get around?"
Guy: "I don't care. Old people suck. I'm going to end my life at 50 just so I don't become a burden on society like these other selfish assholes."
- Rogers Park
-- Submitted by Kyle