Friday, September 08, 2006

Guaranteed Road Rager

Guy: "If one more old person cuts me off I'm going to annihilate them."

Girl: "Leave it alone, dude. They're old."

Guy: "I don't care. If you're too short to see over the steering wheel, to afraid to drive over 3 miles an hour, or can't see a truck because you've got cataracts, you shouldn't be on the road."

Girl: "How are they supposed to get around?"

Guy: "I don't care. Old people suck. I'm going to end my life at 50 just so I don't become a burden on society like these other selfish assholes."

- Rogers Park

-- Submitted by Kyle

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