Woman: "You okay? You look tired today."
Man: "Nah. I'm fine."
Woman: "No you're not. What's the matter?"
Man: "Nothin'. My kid just didn't sleep last night. Kept us awake last night."
Woman: "That's what you get for having kids. Don't start complaining about it now."
Man: "Why the hell would you do that?"
- Sears Tower Office
-- Submitted by Texas