tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-231196202024-03-07T02:25:01.888-06:00Overheard in ChicagoBy submitting a dialogue to this web site, you are granting the site an unlimited right to republish the dialogue in any online or printed form. This right is semi-exclusive, retained also by the eavesdropper and the speakers of the dialogue.Ziggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.comBlogger2441125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-51095144427382344942010-04-29T20:43:00.000-05:002010-04-29T20:44:36.158-05:00No I'm not deadThe site will be back in a bit. New job, new baby, lots of travelling for work, not enough time to get things in order. Thanks for the emails though. Things will be back to normal (or close to them) soon and the site will start again.<br /><br />ZZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-81094886199152208852009-10-26T14:56:00.002-05:002009-10-26T14:59:49.142-05:00Where the whole family can enjoy a meal. And then get the hell out.Guy: "Next!"<br /><br />Girl: "I'd like a soup/sandwich combo."<br /><br />Guy: "Which soup do you want?"<br /><br />Girl: "Which soups do you have?"<br /><br />Guy: "See that big ass board behind me with all of our items? You may want to read it before you waste my time. NEXT!"<br /><br />Girl: "It's like you're the real Soup Nazi."<br /><br />Guy: "No. That turd's got nothing on me. Now go to Taco Bell. They like fat chicks there."<br /><br />- North Suburbs, Restaurant Chain Redacted<br /><br />-- Submitted by YikesZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-7106735285391526352009-10-26T14:55:00.000-05:002009-10-26T14:56:23.515-05:00I'm willing to challenge this theory.Girl: "Ok, so the point is: rats have fur, and furriers can make any fur look like gold."<br /><br />- Michigan Ave, near the Tribune building<br /><br />-- Submitted by MidoriZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-74776995563032115952009-10-26T14:54:00.000-05:002009-10-26T14:55:13.542-05:00I guess money DOESN'T buy everythingGuy: "White dudes, they wear whack shoes, whack clothes. I see them, they're wearing ratty-ass shirts, ratty ass pants; but they get money, so it don't matter. White people got whack hygiene in general; but they get money, so it don't matter!"<br /><br />- Damen bus<br /><br />-- Submitted by A White dudeZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-50492771725844766122009-10-21T15:24:00.000-05:002009-10-21T15:25:53.126-05:00Being ugly and married, perhaps.Girl: "I said, 'You're with your wife?' And then he asks me why I didn't congratulate him. For what?"<br /><br />- Ravenswood<br /><br />-- Submitted by ecoboxZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-15016110369920733562009-10-21T15:23:00.000-05:002009-10-21T15:24:12.172-05:00Kids are stupid assholes.Girl #1: "...and then I saw that bitch walking out of THE GAP!"<br /><br />Girl #2: "Oh, gross."<br /><br />Girl #3: "She doesn't deserve life."<br /><br />- Corner of Oak and Rush<br /><br />-- Submitted by Matt F.Ziggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-16920683592376915212009-10-21T15:22:00.000-05:002009-10-21T15:23:10.184-05:00Plans are for suckers, that's why.Woman: (on cell) "Why would you go to <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1256156551_0">Minnesota</span> and not have a way to get back?"<br /><br />- <span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1256156551_1">Illinois Center</span><br /><br />-- Submitted by BeckyZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-62913255272526952122009-10-09T14:09:00.002-05:002009-10-09T14:10:59.223-05:00This chick REALLY loves teddy bears.Girl #1: "...he's finally taking me on a date."<br /><br />Girl #2: "Where are you guys going?"<br /><br />Girl #1: "I don't know, but if he takes me to Build-A-Bear, he's definitely going to be getting a BJ."<br /><br />- Northwestern<br /><br />-- Submitted by JenZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-24689484259637967452009-10-09T14:08:00.002-05:002009-10-09T14:09:23.618-05:00Next he'll tell you about his bad beat in a 2 cent poker hand.Guy #1: "Do you know how many fantasy points I lost by not playing their defense?"<br /><br />Guy #2: "Do you know how many teeth you're going to lose if you keep talking to me about that stupid shit?"<br /><br />- Aon Building<br /><br />-- Submitted by BobbyZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-59201682807092383682009-10-09T14:06:00.002-05:002009-10-09T14:08:08.980-05:00Someone had a date cancelled.Guy: "I'm going to start planning events 5 years in advance. That way, people can't tell me that a month wasn't enough of an advanced notice."<br /><br />- Loyola<br /><br />-- Submitted by GuyZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-61074821692683187082009-10-07T14:58:00.004-05:002009-10-07T15:01:12.551-05:00There are better detergentsGirl: "...and now my underwear smells like Drano."<br /><br />- Northwestern<br /><br />-- Submitted by DaleZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-24459220288494065872009-10-07T14:58:00.002-05:002009-10-07T14:58:50.788-05:00I'm sure that's her plan.Guy: (on cell) "And if you see the mail lady, tell her to stop feeding the mail to the dog, would ya?"<br /><br />- Metra South Shore<br /><br />-- Submitted by IndyZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-56458307371610372352009-10-07T14:50:00.002-05:002009-10-07T14:57:11.623-05:00Wouldn't that be the three of skanks?Guy: "If you were a suited card, what would you be?"<br /><br />Girl: "The two of clubs."<br /><br />Guy: "Why's that?"<br /><br />Girl: "Because I love going to clubs and love threesomes."<br /><br />- Speed Dating, North Side<br /><br />-- Submitted by Woo HooZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-74893006531770327732009-10-05T15:22:00.000-05:002009-10-05T15:24:02.239-05:00Killing the earth one equation at a time.<span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1254774167_0">Greenpeace</span> Guy: "So, I bet you like forests!"<br /><br /><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1254774167_1">Woman</span>: "No. I'm a mathematician. I kill trees by the ream."<br /><br />- <span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1254774167_2">Michigan Avenue</span><br /><br />-- Submitted by two2blueZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-20899468166544419332009-10-05T15:21:00.002-05:002009-10-05T15:22:43.970-05:00Any guy will obviously do.Guy: "Hey, is that chick crying?"<br /><br /><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1254774110_0">Girl:</span> (crying) "YES! AND IT'S PROBABLY YOUR FAULT ANYWAY!"<br /><br />- Under the Red Line at Argyle<br /><br />-- Submitted by BordelloZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-23346249785953189582009-10-05T15:21:00.001-05:002009-10-05T15:21:43.363-05:00The first part is heroic. Or very sad.Guy: "Trust me, I used to gang bang and I had my ear pierced."<br /><br />- Wrigley bleachers<br /><br />-- Submitted by RemyZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-11344523090044531042009-10-02T13:47:00.003-05:002009-10-02T13:47:54.353-05:00Olympic Sadness: Part 1Guy #1: "Do you think we'll ever try again?"<br /><br />Guy #2: "It depends. How much money is left in the 'Daley's Cronies' account?"<br /><br />- West Loop<br /><br />-- Submitted by AllisonZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-69335563782154700382009-10-02T13:45:00.002-05:002009-10-02T13:46:59.017-05:00Olympic Sadness: Part 2Girl: "In the first round? We should have at least been finalists!"<br /><br />Guy: "What's the difference when you lose?"<br /><br />Girl: "Posterity, I guess."<br /><br />- North Side Office Building<br /><br />-- Submitted by JayZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-67229646301554055022009-10-02T13:40:00.001-05:002009-10-02T13:45:51.952-05:00Olympic Sadness: Part 3Guy: "Do you think it's because Rio's hookers are hotter?"<br /><br />- Daley Center<br /><br />-- Submitted by Olympic WoefulZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-36855221331331445412009-10-01T14:14:00.001-05:002009-10-01T14:15:27.200-05:00One and the same.Guy #1 (pointing at bus seat): "These seats are bigger."<br />Guy #2: "No, they're like, a new material. They're different from those plastic ones."<br />Guy #1: "But I'm saying, they're bigger."<br />Guy #2: "Oh, are they?"<br />Guy #1: "Yea. To accommodate all the fat people in <span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1254424361_0">Chicago</span>."<br />Guy #2: "I've been to <span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1254424361_1">St. Louis</span>, and I think they have the most fat people anywhere."<br />Guy #1: "That's because of <span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1254424361_2">Jack in the Box</span> and shit."<br /><br />- #146 Bus<br /><br />-- Submitted by DianeZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-80905098661400955552009-10-01T14:12:00.001-05:002009-10-01T14:14:09.309-05:00Check and mate.Guy: "Why are girls dumb?"<br /><br />Girl: "It's not that we're dumb. It's that we have to pander to the lowest common denominator."<br /><br />Guy: "Who's that?"<br /><br />- DePaul<br /><br />-- Submitted by JeffZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-31915994339796838752009-10-01T14:10:00.001-05:002009-10-01T14:12:28.188-05:007 of them.Female Employee: "I watched the 2nd <span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1254424165_0">Shrek</span> the other night, it was pretty funny!"<br /><br />Male Employee: "Oh yeah. I heard about that. Don't they have a shorty in that one?"<br /><br />- North <span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1254424165_1">Suburban Home Depot</span><br /><br />-- Submitted by JoannaZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-7582289328014320342009-09-29T15:45:00.001-05:002009-09-29T15:47:18.365-05:00You're using them on your own mom?Guy #1: "Yea, I dig her, but she's so not my type."<br /><br />Guy#2: "What, this one fights back?"<br /><br />Guy #1: "Yea, I got tired of your mom just laying there."<br /><br />Guy #2: "Me too, that's why I bought the nip clamps."<br /><br />- Lawrence Stop<br /><br />-- Submitted by BenZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-42451186251085486692009-09-29T15:42:00.001-05:002009-09-29T15:45:19.022-05:00Better than burns.Kid: "Our Aunt. You know the thing that borns your cousin?"<br /><br />- Boystown iHop<br /><br />-- Submitted by SarahZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23119620.post-50174569793096019972009-09-29T15:40:00.000-05:002009-09-29T15:41:08.142-05:00Someone wasn't a good neighborGuy: "What do you mean you never watched Mr. Roger's Neighborhood?"<br />Girl: "Nope never did."<br />Guy: "Oh my God that's insane! What are you a communist?"<br />Girl: "No! I grew up watchin <span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1254256796_0">MTV</span> not Mr. Roger whatever the fuck."<br /><br />- Bowman's<br /><br />-- Submitted by North Center SnoopZiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04766210772380511915noreply@blogger.com0