Three miles? I usually go 10 feet. Then collapse. And eat.

Girl 1: "Oh my god! I can't believe I got two doughnuts! I am going to be SO FAT!"

Girl 2: (laughs) "Do you remember last week when we ran three miles instead of eatting?"

Girl 1: "Yeah, that was so awesome."

- Downtown Dunkin Donuts

-- Submitted by Apeface