Guy: "I just saw my dentist for the first time in 6 years. He said, 'Everything looks good except for a few cavities on one side.' I was like, 'You're the one who fucked up my retainer and forced me to chew on one side of my mouth for the rest of my life, you little bitch!'"
- Chicago Federal Reserve
-- Submitted by Shhhh!
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