Tourist #1: "This looks good, but is it Chicago style?"
Native: "Ladies. Is the name of the restaurant Chicago Pizza Kitchen?"
Tourist #2: "No. California Pizza Kitchen."
Native: "Then what's the problem?"
Tourist #1: "We just don't know if it's Chicago style pizza. Every pizza in Chicago is Chicago style."
Native: "Then why do you think it's called California Pizza Kitchen?"
Tourist #1: "They can't have every pizza place start with the word Chicago, so they picked California."
- Outside of CPK on Ohio St.
-- Submitted by Dizzy