Guy #1: "...and then they'll find out who the cousin is. Then he's in trouble."
Guy #2: "Not to sound too 'conspiracy theorist,' but do you think Blagojevich is involved? Think about it. 'Cousin.' 'A-Rod.' 'Rod Blagojevich.' Sounds a little to cozy for me."
Guy #1: "You stay up at night thinking about these things, don't you?"
- Chase Building
-- Submitted by Brad