Guy: "...and she's still doing pilates, right?"
Girl: "Yeah, but I told her to stop wearing those shorty shorts. I might see things she doesn't want me seeing."
Guy: "Why the hell would you think that?! I'm calling her right now and telling her that she needs to wear those shorts and bring some liquor to pilates. I'm going to put the hardcore back in pilates training!"
Girl: "Yes. Because every pilates session is moments from becoming a lesbian orgy."
- West Loop
-- Submitted by Allison