Cop #1: "There are a lot of people out here. He'd better win or they going to be pissed."
Cop #2: "Tonight is either going to be a crowd deafening celebration or a riot of biblical proportion."
Cop #1: "If we build an ark real quick, we could float away on the lake."
Cop #2: "Nah. Then we'd have to explain why weren't clubbing rioters."
- Grant Park
-- Submitted by Patienne