(Woman, after she sings her rendition of "Hello Dolly')
Woman: "There is no reason a bus should be re-routed because of a parade! I had to walk really far and I'm handicapped! I am protected by the constitution and it says handicapped people have rights! AMEN!"
Guy: "Do you know any 'Mamma Mia?'"
- Clark Bus after the Pride Parade
-- Submitted by Apeface