Girl #1: "...Competitive eating is TOO a sport!"
Girl #2: "No it isn't! How is it a sport!?"
Girl #1: "Because there's a time limit imposed, there's physicality, and you're competing against other people to be the best!"
Girl #2: "Physicality?! Pooping is physical. I'm going to start competitive pooping."
Girl #1: "How the fuck are you going to make that acompetitive?"
Girl #2: "Whoever poops the most in 5 minutes wins."
Girl #1: "Awesome."
- Lawrence Red Line Stop
-- Submitted by Spinner
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