Guy #1: "There's nothing more humbling than buying a plunger and nothing else at the store."
Guy #2: "What about condoms?"
Guy #1: "What's worse, then: Buying condoms or buying a plunger?"
Guy #2: "I think if you buy a box of condoms and a plunger at the same time, with nothing else, you should wear some kind of costume or makeup to hide your true identity."
- West Side
-- Submitted by Deeg