Friday, February 29, 2008

If you're buying Progresso, you're not getting their finest anything.

Girl: "If I buy three cans of soup here, I can make it at home."

Guy: "But I want the soup from the restaurant."

Girl: "Maybe we can bring it and have them cook it for us."

Guy: "Yeah. That'll be awesome. 'Excuse me, waiter. I'd like your finest steak, your finest wine, and, uh, could you heat up this Progresso for us?'"

- North Side Jewel

-- Submitted by Secret SHopper

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