Girl: "If I buy three cans of soup here, I can make it at home."
Guy: "But I want the soup from the restaurant."
Girl: "Maybe we can bring it and have them cook it for us."
Guy: "Yeah. That'll be awesome. 'Excuse me, waiter. I'd like your finest steak, your finest wine, and, uh, could you heat up this Progresso for us?'"
- North Side Jewel
-- Submitted by Secret SHopper