Office Guy #1: "I'm trying to come up with the most disgusting manger ever."
Office Guy #2: "Like?"
Office Guy #1: "I'm trying to find a statue of Santa holding Jesus."
Office Guy #3: "If you want to get 'disgusting,' you need to find one where Mary is giving Jesus a rusty trombone while Santa watches. Now THAT is disgusting."
- 333 W. Wacker
-- Submitted by Jer