Man: (on cell) "It was just too general a question. The tire wasn't truly flat. It was more 'de-aired.' If it were flat, it would look flat. This one had a little air in it, so I tried to tell the guy. He got all mad saying I have a flat tire. No way. If a tire has air, it isn't flat. Hole or no hole. That guy was a dope."
- Lou's Diner
-- Submitted by Zo