Girl #1: "Boy, it's freezing out here!"
Girl #2: "I have a fireplace at my new apartment!"
Girl #1: "You should totally use it. You invite a cute boy over and cuddle with a nice glass of wine."
Girl #2: "No, I don't think I'm going to use it. It looks like there's been a fire in it."
- Michigan Ave.
-- Submitted by Nay Nay